It was 2018 and Patton Valley Vineyards needed heavy things moved around, stuff cleaned and wine put into bottles.  You can’t just have any idiot help out with that, you need a very special idiot, and that’s where I come in!

Here’s Derek getting the bottling line set up.

It’s true, half the fun is a beautiful place to work.

Portrait of a cellar rat. Again, this is the glory you miss out on by having a cushy desk job, you fat old people, you.

Hey, these casks won’t top themselves, pumpkins!

Hey! Who’s got blue eyes and no hair?