It’s a lovely place, this Gig Harbor:
If you look close, you’ll see a giant monster volcano decorating the sky and waiting to turn us snotty northwest types into volcanic ash or disaster refugees…
Should you need to settle your nerves, here’s Kelton, your friendly tasting room guide.
Then there’s this guy:
Welcome to the Pacific NorthWest. Â We do things maybe a little different. In this case, you can get a growler of booze. Â A GROWLER OF BOOZE. Â Up here in the Portland area, growler stations for filling bottles to-go has gotten quite popular for our fine craft brews. Â This is the first time I’ve seen it for spirits.
Joyce is fond of the brown spirits, so here’s a close-up of our tasting. Â Overall we rate their offering as “dang fine” though it’s clear their offering will improve as they have more time to age their product. Â They sell a wide variety of flavored vodkas. Â We’re not fond of those â€“ what’s the point of something that tastes like nothing, except this bit tastes like blueberries? Â Whoop-de-do, can I just have some blueberries? Â However, from a business perspective a distillery has to sell something today while they wait for their aged product to be ready for market. Â The way to enjoy vodka is to go here:Â http://kachkapdx.com/
Anyhoo – their gin products are also worthy of attention. Â Check out their “soft gin”. Â You heard it here first!
I generally like to post positive product reviews, but sometimes I’m forced to warn the reader. Â In this case, their Brown Sugar Bourbon -Â http://heritagedistilling.com/product-tag/bsb-brown-sugar-bourbon/ is something they are pushing on customers. Â I’ve even seen TV commercials for it.
Ok, maybe you’ll like it, in which case please enjoy. Â However, if you’re interested in one spirit over another, you can save yourself the time and money by just buying a bunch of this:Â http://www.quakeroats.com/products/hot-cereals/instant-oatmeal/maple-and-brown-sugar.aspxÂ cuz, that’s what it tastes like. Â And if you include it in your tasting flight, don’t drink it last because the cloying sweet maple flavor will follow you for a long time.
Also, be sure to double-check your receipt before making your way out. Â They charged us incorrectly and we didn’t notice until later. Â I’m sure they would have fixed it had we been willing to drag my malfunctioning hip back to their location to discuss.